Monday, August 10, 2009

Hello there...

Dear USA,

I am coming to visit tomorrow for three weeks. Mostly, I’ll be in the Upper Midwest bouncing across the Mississippi (4 esses 2 pees). Please do not scare me with your Metrodome bigness, Mall of America gobbling consumption, and passive agressive politeness. But mostly, as I’ve forgotten the schedule, please do not let it be deer hunting season.

Yours in trepidation, hesitation, and slight repulsion,
Lola (who is now mostly European by accident)

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