My breath stinks
I hate people who fart in the gym
"What would you do if you were Imus's boss?" "I'd fire him and hire a nappy head ho to take his spot."
How can I be bleeding and horny at the same time?
How is cum made?
I can't believe what gets me off these days.
I need a new digicam
I need to call UofC and postpone my deadline
I can't believe I'm fucking going to London and I'm disgruntled about it
I still need to sign my passport
Fucking IRS lost my refund
I shoulda checked their website a month ago
It actually felt really natural to cuddle during "300" with "no-name"
If I keep working out three times a week and cut down on carbs will I look good in a bikini?
Bumstar is definitely ready for fucks
Birthday presents: laptop, digicam, palm pilot
My landlord is already showing my apartment
I need to get that drip in the kitchen fixed
Hope I don't flunk my stats exam tomorrow
Fucking can't believe I'm supposed to wake up to 4-7" of snow tomorrow
"Sometimes It Snows In April" - he's a very wise man
There's this neat guy who wants to spank me and I really want a date with him but he's so busy
Dating is hard
I wonder what my credit score is
Does anyone fucking know anyone in London I can stay with?
I can't believe I spent so many hours on that event only to have it re-scheduled
So, who's on the "Plan Lola's Goodbye Party" committee?
I think it should be multiple locations with multiple themes and activities and fireworks
"No-name" unlocked and held the car door open for me on our date last weekend. That's nice.
Andy's schedule sucks
I'm going to purchase some serious workout clothing which will make me look athletic, smart, and sexy.
Pandora really does rock.
Can you believe that The Hold Steady is playing the night before "no-name" and I go to Mexico?
What should "no-name"'s name be? Joe, Billy, or Jet?
I guess I can just take out a loan for whatever amount I need. It's a big hole versus a bigger one.
I'm gonna invest in Doc Johnson
Stupid Paris and Berlin are taking forever to get back to me
I need a million dollars
I should get into porn
Yeah, orange juice is awesome
Micro financing is a great idea, but flawed
How is Martin Short even alive anymore
Dude, the Mayans are where it's at and I'm gonna try snorkeling
Snow.. snow. Snow! In fucking April. Disgusting.
Man, that was a really good, inner thigh trembling cum.
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ReplyDeleteMy breath stinks
brush your teeth
I hate people who fart in the gym
yeah
"What would you do if you were Imus's boss?" "I'd fire him and hire a nappy head ho to take his spot."
and anne coulter. and f-ing. oreilly.
How can I be bleeding and horny at the same time?
just talented
How is cum made?
from the secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures. These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper's glands and glands of Littre. Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm.
I can't believe what gets me off these days.
well, you are a naughty little girl
I need a new digicam
get in line
I need to call UofC and postpone my deadline
why?
I can't believe I'm fucking going to London and I'm disgruntled about it
yeah -- what's that all about?
I still need to sign my passport
sign it
Fucking IRS lost my refund
fuckers
I shoulda checked their website a month ago
don't should on yourself
It actually felt really natural to cuddle during "300" with "no-name"
aww
If I keep working out three times a week and cut down on carbs will I look good in a bikini?
it's not how you look in a bikini that matters -- it's whether the bikini makes you look like you'd look great out of it
Bumstar is definitely ready for fucks
thanks for sharing
Birthday presents: laptop, digicam, palm pilot
material girl
My landlord is already showing my apartment
I need to get that drip in the kitchen fixed
make your landlord fix it
Hope I don't flunk my stats exam tomorrow
you won't
Fucking can't believe I'm supposed to wake up to 4-7" of snow tomorrow
the midwest blows
There's this neat guy who wants to spank me and I really want a date with him but he's so busy
i can relate
Dating is hard
dating blows
I wonder what my credit score is
check it
Does anyone fucking know anyone in London I can stay with?
sorry
I can't believe I spent so many hours on that event only to have it re-scheduled
welcome to non profit
So, who's on the "Plan Lola's Goodbye Party" committee?
I think it should be multiple locations with multiple themes and activities and fireworks
sounds good
"No-name" unlocked and held the car door open for me on our date last weekend. That's nice.
awww
Andy's schedule sucks
all schedules suck
I'm going to purchase some serious workout clothing which will make me look athletic, smart, and sexy.
send pics!!
Pandora really does rock.
try Last.fm
Can you believe that The Hold Steady is playing the night before "no-name" and I go to Mexico?
yes
What should "no-name"'s name be? Joe, Billy, or Jet?
Tex
I guess I can just take out a loan for whatever amount I need. It's a big hole versus a bigger one.
everyone else does.
I'm gonna invest in Doc Johnson
would appear to be a stable market
Stupid Paris and Berlin are taking forever to get back to me
now, now -- they work on European time....
I need a million dollars
two million is better -- then you can start a trust that will pay you $150,000/yr to live on
I should get into porn
nah. it's a nasty biz.
Yeah, orange juice is awesome
yeah
Micro financing is a great idea, but flawed
ya lost me
How is Martin Short even alive anymore
he's not that old
Dude, the Mayans are where it's at and I'm gonna try snorkeling
machu pichu all the way
Snow.. snow. Snow! In fucking April. Disgusting.
amen
Man, that was a really good, inner thigh trembling cum.
wish i'd been there
rune
I meant, how is my cum made? silly goose. Also, Machu is Inca, darls... Thanks for the lovely replies, darlin rune.
ReplyDeleteHmm. well. Wikipedia says, "The exact source of the fluid is unknown....There have been a number of studies carried out on the fluid expelled during female ejaculation to determine the chemical makeup. Through chemical analysis the expelled fluid has been found to contain the following:
ReplyDelete* glucose (a natural sugar) and fructose (another natural sugar, also found in the prostatic fluid of semen)
* prostate-specific antigen (PSA), a protein in male ejaculate produced by the prostate gland, and in females, believed to be generated by Skene's glands
* very low levels of creatinine and urea (the two primary chemical markers of urine, found in high levels in pre- and post-ejaculatory urinalysis)."
i know *i'd* like to make some.
r.